Things you cannot say in a stand‑up.
Deadpan merch about corporate life. Printed to order, so nothing here has been sitting in a warehouse waiting for you to find it funny.
Made to order
Printed after you buy. Ships in 2–3 days.
Free shipping over ₹999
Delivered across India.
7-day exchanges
Wrong size is not your problem.
Secure checkout
UPI, cards and netbanking via Razorpay.
Drop 01 — Onboarding
TYPING…
Cap · Presence Theatre
MEETS EXPECTATIONS
Oversized Tee · Appraisal Season
MEETS EXPECTATIONS — Oversized Tee
Black · Appraisal Season
TYPING…
Pullover Hoodie · Presence Theatre
TYPING…
Sweatshirt · Presence Theatre
TYPING…
Oversized Tee · Presence Theatre
TYPING… — Oversized Tee
Black · Presence Theatre
MEETS EXPECTATIONS
Cap · Appraisal Season
MEETS EXPECTATIONS
Pullover Hoodie · Appraisal Season
MEETS EXPECTATIONS
Sweatshirt · Appraisal Season
90 DAYS — Oversized Tee
Black · Notice Period
90 DAYS
Oversized Tee · Notice Period
AS PER MY LAST EMAIL
Cap · The Corporate Dictionary
90 DAYS
Sweatshirt · Notice Period
AS PER MY LAST EMAIL — Oversized Tee
Black · The Corporate Dictionary
AS PER MY LAST EMAIL
Pullover Hoodie · The Corporate Dictionary
AS PER MY LAST EMAIL
Sweatshirt · The Corporate Dictionary
90 DAYS
Pullover Hoodie · Notice Period
AS PER MY LAST EMAIL
Oversized Tee · The Corporate Dictionary
90 DAYS
Cap · Notice Period
DECLINE
Sweatshirt · The Calendar
CHALTA HAI — Oversized Tee
Black · Hinglish Office
DECLINE
Cap · The Calendar
DECLINE
Pullover Hoodie · The Calendar
CHALTA HAI
Cap · Hinglish Office
CHALTA HAI
Sweatshirt · Hinglish Office
CHALTA HAI
Oversized Tee · Hinglish Office
DECLINE — Oversized Tee
Black · The Calendar
CHALTA HAI
Pullover Hoodie · Hinglish Office
DECLINE
Oversized Tee · The Calendar
HO JAYEGA
Mug · Hinglish Office
SENIOR MANAGER, THINGS THAT ARE NOT MY JOB
Mug · Fake Designations
PAID IN EXPOSURE
Mug · Appraisal Season
HOPE THIS FINDS YOU WELL
Mug · The Corporate Dictionary
Nothing is printed until you order it.
Every piece is made on demand. That means a few extra days, and it also means no landfill of unsold jokes that stopped being funny in March.
- 01You order. Payment clears through Razorpay.
- 02We print it — in India for Indian orders, locally for international ones, so nothing waits at customs.
- 03You get a tracking link, a note the day it arrives, and wash-care instructions you will ignore.
From people who work here. Everywhere.
“Wore the MEETS EXPECTATIONS one to a review. My manager laughed. I am still employed, probably.”
“Bought the HO JAYEGA mug for my project lead as a farewell gift. It has never left his desk.”
“Fabric is genuinely heavy. I expected novelty-tee quality and got something I actually wear.”
New designs weekly. Old ones retire.
A joke everyone has seen is worth nothing, so the grid keeps moving. Get the drop before it sells through.